The first quarter of 2018 saw many discover a shocking truth heretofore unknown except to the most wizened elder sages: it is possible for the stock market to go down as well as up.
And that terrible fate struck throughout our 2018 stock picking entries. While the market was down a little more than 1%, our entries were down as a group by 6.5%. Yikes.
However, as my 10 y.o. astutely pointed out, our median was much higher than our mean. (If you don’t remember your 5th grade math, it means a few of us were downright terrible.)
You can read a recap on the contest’s inception here.
The results below have not been audited. As in poker (“the cards speak”), the return of your picks is what matters, notwithstanding any miscalculation on my part. In fact, I think I’ll go ahead and miscalculate between 0 and 5 of the results below just to see who’s paying attention.
Any entrants who want to see my spreadsheet are welcome to it, though changes to data pulls from google finance have left it a shadow of its former self. I’ll tidy things up (or find some rube to take over the calculations) by contest end.
Here, from best to worst, are the entries:
Slowly but surely, I am learning that inviting PK to your contests is a bad idea. Last fall he joined my fantasy football league and crushed everyone. Now he’s the stock picking leader with the only positive return for the quarter.
When asked for comment, PK said we could put his trophy with the rest of them. When reminded he hadn’t yet won, he said he was just trying to save us a later trip.
Our official boringest entry lived up to its name. It also beat almost everyone.
- Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF VTI -1.06%
- Vanguard Growth ETF VUG 0.67%
- Vanguard Total International Stock ETF VXUS -0.84%
Mr. Wizard was taking a nap and could not be reached for comment.
Nelson has a new site you should go check out if you’re Canadian or like dividends or fancy yourself an investor. If you’re all three, this is your lucky day: Canadian Dividend Investing is open for business.
When asked for comment, Nelson simply gushed with amazement and gratitude that the stock picking results had been calculated. When told that it wasn’t actually that hard, he ran off, claiming he needed to do something.
Mr. Smith put together a strong showing, and if not for his ill-advised Darden pick (who does eat there? seriously – let me know in the comments), he might be leading us all.
Mr. Smith was unable for comment as he was busily eating handfuls of Olive Garden breadsticks. When told that would not actually help his results, he managed to mumble, “I know. But they’re SOOOO good.”
DGI may not be topping the charts yet, but Vegas now projects him as one of the favorites to win.
- Vanguard High Dividend Yield ETF VYM -3.24%
- iShares 20+ Year Treasury Bond ETF TLT -3.24%
- SPDR Gold Shares GLD 0.91%
Not sure how VYM and TLT have the same return, but I’ll crowd-source that quality check.
When asked for comment, DGI said he was willing to lose a lot of his personal money and have the economy nigh-near destroyed as long as it meant he could win this contest. And it appears he’s in luck.
My 7 Year Old Son
This entry has legs and could challenge for the title. Perhaps Warren Buffett will acquire LUV and lock in a contest-winning return. My household is certainly working hard to help my son’s picks.
When asked for comment, my son sought confirmation that he was beating both dad and Bamble and then asked to play video games.
I was intrigued by Mr. Tako’s picks, and I’ve been looking longingly at AER for a while now. At some point it may well skyrocket, and then I’m going to congratulate myself for almost buying it.
When asked for comment, Mr. Tako said he had everyone exactly where he wanted and he preferred a slow start. Quoting cartoon character Francesco Bernoulli, Mr. Tako quipped, “To truly crush one\’s dream, you must first raise their hopes very high.” Stock picking is serious business for Mr. Tako.
You would think that my many years of practice trying to catch a falling knife would have paid off by now. Or that I would have learned that it’s dangerous and stopped trying. Wrong on both counts!
I still have faith, but the clock is ticking on GE. No matter – I may have my first pick for next year’s contest.
One fun fact of my entry is that I own the two losers (but don’t own SNE). Funny how that works.
This might be a fine entry when things are good, but I’m worried that FRT and PAYX will wilt in these troubled times. A retail REIT certainly does look overly bullish in hindsight (it actually looked too bullish in foresight, but let’s be nice).
When reminded that he was beat by a small child, Mike countered with, “Yeah? So what? I totally crushed the dog!”
Bamble the Dog
It’s time to start bragging. Almost all of us did better than a dog this quarter.
Before we get too cocky, though, it’s worth noting we were all one piece of kibble away from being steamrolled by Bamble. Bamble’s body was headed to ACER GNK SFE (up over 15%), but he got distracted along the way and picked the EGO dumpster fire.
- Motorcar Parts of America, Inc. MPAA -14.18%
- Chubb Limited CB -6.11%
- Eldorado Gold Corporation EGO -42.47%
When asked for comment, Bamble said he’d like to go for a walk.
I fully approve of Steve’s approach to the contest, but I did note at inception that “OHR feels like a massive swing for the fences.” He made it a full 4 days into the contest before the wheels fell off.
Only time will tell if Steve can pull back into the race beat a dog and a child at stock-picking, but a microcap meltdown is going to be hard to counter with two large caps. OHR is the story here, and looking at their business, I was reminded of the famous saying: if you live by treatments for wet age-related macular degeneration, you die by them.
Steve declined to comment. Styling a green eye shade, he was last seen poring over a Value Line binder to prepare his 2019 stock picking contest entry.
It appears that volatility in the stock market is now officially a thing. A trade war (or a real war) could seriously hurt the economy and the stock market. We’re in for a wild ride, and we’ll be back in a quarter or so to see how folks are faring.
Thanks to everyone for playing, and good luck!